October 6, 2011

Big Bang Theory Quotes: Season 5, Episode 4

"When you play Shoots and Ladders, do you complain about all the shoots and all the ladders?" -- Sheldon

"You going to eat that whole pie?" -- Leonard
"Maybe. Why? Who do I have in my life to watch my figure for?" -- Raj
"God, did you watch 'Bridget Jones' again?" -- Leonard

"I don't know if I want to play anymore." -- Raj
"Because you don't have a girlfriend? Good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons and Dragons this game is in trouble." -- Sheldon

"As soon as she gets here, just so she knows I'm col with it, I'm going to make a joke about her being deaf. I was thinking, did you hear the one about...Oh no, I bet you didn't." -- Raj

"Mustache is looking good there Sheldon." -- Penny
"Don't thank me, thank the dice. They told me what percentage of my face to shave." -- Sheldon

"The dice giveith and the dice takeith away." -- Sheldon

"You think she's taking advantage of him?" -- Leonard
"Oh, she wouldn't do something like that, she'd deaf." -- Penny
"Just because she's deaf she can't be taking advantage of him?" -- Sheldon
"Handicapped people are nice, Leonard, everyone knows that." -- Penny

"Smart, whisper so the dear chic can't hear you." -- Howard

"Sometimes, I put the TV on mute just to pretend she's still with me, but I can't watch the closed captioning without crying." -- Raj

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