Snooki: "In my church they would be like, oh, nice outfit."
Snooki: "I peed my pants in public and I am still not embarrassed."
Pauly D: "My hair is like my sacred crown."
Vinny: "We are dressing like ultimate Guido right now and no one knows more about Guido tool bags than us."
Deena: "The boys keep talking about these track suit costumes, and I was like, those aren't costumes that's my normal clothes."
Vinny: "Fist pump, push up, chap stick."
Pauly D: "FPC is a way of life. I'm a Guido for life."
Pauly D to Vinny: "I can't hear you. Your jeans are too tight."
Ronni: "Crazy legs comes out. I'm killin' it on the dance floor...I just want to dance. I can't stop dancing."
J-WOWW: "I'm not going to pretend everything is cheese and daisies."