Pauly D: "What comes to mind when I think of Ron and Sam is me throwing up."
Pauly D: "You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace."
Ronnie: "I didn't put you in the hospital. The wall put you in the hospital."
Vinny: "Pauly was white boy wasted."
Ronnie: [after buying Sam flowers] "Let me be an adult and show her you're the ass$%!#."