August 28, 2011

Jersey Shore Quotes: Season 4, Episode 5

Pauly D: "I think Mike tried to commit suicide because he didn't feel like dealing with Ron and Sam." 

Pauly D: "What comes to mind when I think of Ron and Sam is me throwing up." 

Pauly D: "You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace." 

Ronnie: "I didn't put you in the hospital. The wall put you in the hospital." 

Vinny: "Pauly was white boy wasted." 

Ronnie: [after buying Sam flowers] "Let me be an adult and show her you're the ass$%!#." 

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