August 25, 2011

Jersey Shore Quotes: Season 4, Episode 3

Snooki: "If I saw you in a bar and wanted to be lesbianic, I’d make out with you."



Mike "The Situation": "It was supposed to be a manaje twin … I was supposed to be Twinning."

Deena: "When you’re drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls."

Pauly D: "I said if Ron and Sam get back together, I’ll kill myself, when your thinking suicide in someone else’s relationship, that’s how bad it is."

Sammi: "Look how romantical that is."

Mike "The Situation": "A three-some is not a simple task to accomplish, but then again The Situation does the impossible."

Snooki: "Alright dad I’ll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call on."

Snooki: "Firenze! Wait. Is Firenze, Florence?"

Deanna: "He actually speaks well English."

Deanna: "Deena is on a mission to find a frisking Italian man."

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