Deena: "My game plan is: flirt with Pauly, make out with him a couple of times, then who knows, maybe his Italian sausage will be in my *#$%."
Deena: "If I do sex with him, it is what it is."
Pauly D to Vinny: "If you hook up with Deena tonight bro, I would appreciate it."
J-WOWW: "Where’s the nearest bathroom. I’m trying not to piss in public. Again."
Mike "The Situation": "If Jionni can’t make Snooki happy, The Situation is happy to step up to the plate and hit a home run."
J-WOWW: "Making coffee in Italy is like making coffee in the 1600′s."
Vinny to Pauly D: "Nice windbreaker bro."
Deena: "God. Everything is in another language."
Deena: "I’m really proud of myself for not falling last night." (flashback to her falling several times)
Sammi: "These are like weird strawberries are these good like this?
Deena: "Yeah, those are like raspberries."
Mike "The Situation" to Deena: "You put the pasta in before it boils?"
Deena: "Don’t worry, we got a drainer."
J-WOWW: "We’re working at a f@#king pizzeria in Florence. When I’m 80 years old and I’m making pizza in my kitchen and I’m teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where’d you make pizza, bitch I made it in Florence, that’s where I made pizza so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza."
Snooki: "Like I don’t speak Italian, how the f*&k am I supposed to know how to cook a pizza?"
Ronnie: "Snooks made the first pizza pie, came out pretty good. I mean if Snooki can do it, we all can do it, you know what I mean?"
Snooki: "I love Rome… I mean Italy."
Deena : "What’s that church called that starts with a V?"
Ronnie: "Vatican, that’s the one that Leonardo de Vinci painted with his hand."
Vinny: "I’m pretty sure that was Michael Angelo."
Pauly D: "Fist pumping Pinocchio."
Pauly D: "Yo, if she still [has] coloring books … she’s too young for you, man."
Vinny "If she’s got a basket on her bicycle… she’s too young for you man."
Pauly D: "If she still has the parental controls on her TV … she’s too young for you bro."
Vinny: "If she only owns Snow White on DVD … she’s too young for man."
Pauly D to Ronnie: "If his Keds still light up … he’s too young for you bro."