October 25, 2010

6 Top Big Bang Theory Quotes: Season 4, Episode 5

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?

Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.

Raj: Okay, two words. Death chick. It doesn't matter if I can't talk because she can't hear me.

Leonard: What?
Raj: That's what she said.

Sheldon: We no longer live at 2311 Los Robles, we live at 311 Los Robles. (Holds up number 2)
Leonard: You changed the address on the building? What about mail?
Sheldon: No worries, I explained our predicament to our letter carrier. He was sympathetic, his exact words were "Got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy!"

Amy's Mom: It's nice to meet you too Sheldon, I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.
Sheldon: I assure you, I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Amy's Mom: What?
Sheldon: Oh yes, We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt!
Amy's Mum: Amy? What is he saying?
Amy: You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother, well here he is! Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loin.
Sheldon: Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughters vagina.

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