October 11, 2010

5 Top Jersey Shore Quotes (Episode 10)

Situaton: Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight. What type of pa'jams you want?

Snooki: What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead with my style who's not a cheater 'cause I'm not gonna go on Match.com again.

Vinny: My v-neck is so fresh that I skip t-shirt time, like it defied the rules of t-shirt time.

Situation: To call me fake, it's just blasphemy to talk against the leader like that, in other countries you get hung for that type of sh*t.

Ronnie: Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w he poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump.

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