September 2, 2010

8 Top Jersey Shore Quotes (Episode 6)

Angelina: Angelina from Staten Island, what?

Doctor to Vinny: Are you Italian too. Why are you so white?

Situation: As always I just snipped her. It's just that one look from a distance and it's like you're coming home with me.

Situation: The brains on that girl; she definitely went to college.

Situation: I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari, I'm high maintenance.

Snooki: Okay, how do you spell tomato?

Vinny: With this spray tan, this chain and this fitted , how could she not love me?

All [referring to Situation hooking up with a transvestite]: If you think about it, if you even have to think about it, it is...