September 26, 2010

5 Top Jersey Shore Quotes (Episode 9)

Situation: If u don't go to the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale and if you don't do laundry you ain't got no clothes!

Snooki: Angelina got it in with Vinny cause she's a loosey-goose and then she had sex with Jose the next day. Whore! Just sayin'.

Pauly D: How the hell did I wake up and my hair’s still done?

All the guys (singing): It's T-shirt time.

Pauly D:  Rocio seems mad cool; she's definitely not a ho, she's definitely not a stalker.

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