August 6, 2010

5 Top Jersey Shore Quotes (Episode 2)

Each week we will bring you our favorite quotes from the Jersey Shore cast as they take on Miami Beach.


5.Pauly D: "They should call you The Instigation."

4. Situation: "This is the shirt before the shirt."

3. Pizza guy on phone: "What's the name?"
Situation: "Situation."
Pizza guy: "The name?"
Situation: "Situation ... Capital S-I-T-U-A-T-I-O-N."
Pizza guy: "Whatever, man. what's the order?"

2. Ronnie: "It's not Saved by the Bell. We're not f***ing Zack and Kelly. you know, it's weird."

1. Caller: "Can I speak to Angelina?"
Snooki: "No, she died."

1 comment:

Luigi said...

I totally agree with your quote selection. But I think you need to add the second phone call to number 1. The black box recording of the phone call is as follows:

Guy: Angelina's dead?!
Angelina: What, no.
Guy: How'd it happen?

HYSTERICAL!