August 13, 2010

10 Top Jersey Shore Quotes (Episode 3)



10. J-WOWW to Angelina: "If he can't hit you, I can. You're lucky you're this drunk.. wait till tomorrow."

9. Snooki: I don’t think Mike can go a day without taking his shirt off. He looks like a frickin’ dirty old man outside with his shirt off.. at an ice cream shop.

8. Pauly D: I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints! That’s how you know it’s gonna be a good night.

7. Pauly D: It looks like a chicken cutlet [referring to a fake boob insert]. Yo, put that on the grill!

6. Situation: As soon as we saw [the fake boob], we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone.

5. Vinny: Told ya, I needed to come to the hood to get a haircut.

4. Vinny: Mike and Pauly would take a stray dog if there were no girls left.

3. J-WOWW: Our boss Enzo makes me put on this black t-shirt that suffocates my girls... it was like come on, let the girls breathe.

2. Vinny: Jenni’s tits definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni’s tits.

1. Snooki: It hurts my vagina.
Situation: Ok, come down.
Snooki: No, I like it!

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